ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

floewering:

my little flower prince

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

pupchan:

B) on the outside :( on the inside

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin