Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !
He’s…he’s my brother…
And he just ran by with plastic Cap shield screaming, “Take down Hydra!” with about eight other kids chasing him.
Omg, he just skidded to a halt and back tracked and said, “Hey mom!” And he plucked one little girl from the cluster of boys and said, “This is Black Widow!”
That was so Steve Rogers it hurt.
i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die
why doesn’t this website love Miranda Hart like??
she’s the queen I mean
lets not forget this gem
she understands me
oh and yeah
can I get a ‘spirit animal!’ over here??
Same girl, same
my thought process exactly
oh and um yeah
basically she has this show called Miranda on BBC and you should watch it bc perf.
"Some things, once you’ve loved them, become yours forever. And if you try to let them go they only circle back and return to you. They become part of who you are.. or they destroy you." - Kill Your Darlings (2013)
*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters